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From The Sick Man of Asia

2010-12-11T08:28:00.000-08:00

He asks, if I look like this will you still love me?
Source : Sick Man of Asia

Safety Engineering

2010-12-11T03:04:00.001-08:00

Floyd Mayweather Jr

2010-06-05T19:46:00.000-07:00

Boxer of the year

2009-11-16T06:19:00.000-08:00

Engineers

2009-10-30T18:49:00.000-07:00

Engineering Wisdom

2009-10-07T06:48:00.001-07:00

Engineer says: Rugged
Engineer means: Too heavy to lift!

Engineer says: Lightweight
Engineer means: Lighter than rugged

Engineer says: Years of development
Engineer means: One finally worked

Engineer says: Energy saving
Engineer means: Achieved when the power switch is off

Engineer says: Low maintenance
Engineer means: Impossible to fix if broken

Oh People

2009-09-29T15:28:00.000-07:00

Wife or Mistress

2009-08-20T07:12:00.001-07:00

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

Cheating Wife

2009-08-17T05:01:00.001-07:00

A man thought that his wife is cheating on him. Since he didn’t have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator,
he decided to go with a much cheaper one — a Chinese man named *Mr. Lee*. The following day he received following report:

Mr. Honorable sir:

You leave house. I watch house. he come to house. I watch. He and
she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I
look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip
he. He play with he. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off
tree. I not see.

No fee,

Chen Lee

Bubbles of Evidence

2009-06-22T05:30:00.000-07:00

Hannity's America

2009-05-27T22:23:00.000-07:00

They won't get one

2009-05-12T19:56:00.001-07:00

May 2 ,2009 Secret Encounter

2009-05-04T06:56:00.000-07:00

http://forum.philboxing.com/viewtopic.php?f=99&t=131739

Best Bra

2009-05-03T05:31:00.000-07:00

Career Growth

2009-05-02T07:40:00.000-07:00

This is talent!

2009-05-01T23:39:00.000-07:00

Britains Got Talent 2009 Greek Dance Stavros Flatly - More amazing videos are a click away

Found this at last in metacafe. Post a comment pls!

Why Marry an Engineer?

2009-04-02T17:11:00.001-07:00

Ladies, when Choosing A Mate, Compare These Other Professionals To Engineers:

Here is a plug for all the Engineers out there.

DOCTORS Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don’t expect your relationship to last more than 5 years. Eventually, he’ll run off with some nurse from his office, or one of his young women patients that is pretending to be sick. He’ll wait until you are stuck with a few kids to do this. This is not a problem with your Engineer husband. He had a hard enough time meeting you. It is unlikely he’ll ever meet another woman in his profession.

LAWYER Do You seriously expect an honest, trusting relationship with someone who gets paid for lying? Once again, this is not a problem with your Engineer spouse. He doesn’t have enough social skills to lie convincingly. An additional drawback to marrying a lawyer is when the divorce happens you will get nothing.

SALESMAN See honesty segment under Lawyer. Plus, he will be traveling to trade shows, etc. where he will be in the company of other equally trustworthy individuals. Don’t be surprised when you get the invitation to show up on the Ricki Lake show. The company that your Engineer husband works at will keep him in a cage, often called a cubicle, until he is ready to go home to you.

HAZARDOUS PROFESSIONS, I.E. POLICE OFFICER, FIREFIGHTER, CONSTRUCTION WORKER, ETC. Your husband, if he is not dead by some accident, will likely be crippled with a back injury, etc. just about the time you are at your sexual peak. The only hazards that your Engineer husband will face is losing his eyesight by staring at the terminal for too long. This hazard actually has some benefits. For one, he will not notice that you are getting older, since you will be a blur. He will remember you as when he first met you, because the memory will still be sharp, and you ask “Honey, were you looking at her?”, he’ll honestly be able to say that he didn’t even see her.

TEACHER The only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be surrounded by newly post-pubescent girls who idolize him. He’ll be in jail soon, and then you’ll have to look for another man.

MINISTER See Teacher and substitute the word “girls” with “boys”.

Parenting for Dummies 1

2009-01-16T06:16:00.001-08:00

Suicide Bomber

2008-12-04T05:24:00.000-08:00

Folding a T Shirt ( Men Vs Women)

2008-11-13T13:17:00.000-08:00

Her Way

How To Fold A T-shirt In Seconds - Sexy Model Takes Hers Off To - Awesome video clips here

His Way

How To Fold A T-shirt In Seconds - Sexy Model Takes His Off - For more amazing video clips, click here

Doctor's Last Word

2008-11-13T02:40:00.001-08:00

A 20-yr old pretty, sexy and sensual girl went to see a psychiatrist.

Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him Bastard. I
feel that he's gone too far, and he deserves it.'

'Hmm? Such a word is strong and rude. But may be you have your own
reasons. Tell me about it so that I can help you.'

'Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night...we parked our car
besides the beach and we were alone... and... he held my hand....'

'Did he hold your hand like this?'

'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now'

'If it's only this, he doesn't deserve to be called Bastard. It means
he doesn't want to be separated from you.'

'Then, he leaned his body towards me... and hugged me...'

'Like this?'

'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're doing.'

'It's not a Bastard.

It means he wanna stay forever by your side'

'Then he kissed me...'
'Like this?'

'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're kissing me.'

'If its only a kiss like this, seriously you can't call him Bastard.

it means he adores you.'

'Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobs, Doc...'

'Like this?'

'Yes, Doctor... exactly like that'

'It's not behavior of a bastard. It means he wants to protect you.'
'Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... '

'Did you resist?'

No. I let him do it, coz I love him...'

'Did he take off your clothes like this?'

'Yes, Doctor. Until I'm completely naked like now......'

'He still doesn't deserve to be called
'Bastard, because it means he wanna learn about your body completely.'

'Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me and had sex with me...'

'Did he do it just like what we do?'

'Yes, Doctor. Exactly the same'

'You still can't call him Bastard. It means he needs you.'

'But then he told me that he has AIDS'

*All the staff and patients outside heard the doctor
screaming,'*

Eye Exam

2008-11-06T03:39:00.001-08:00

So is it Obama Biden vs Osama Bin Laden coming soon?

2008-11-05T06:38:00.000-08:00

War On Terror II

America

vs

Alqaeda

Starring

Osama Bin Laden

versus

Obama-Biden

Is this Yin vs Yang??

Replay

2008-11-05T06:29:00.000-08:00

Welcome Reception

2008-10-14T03:54:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day

2008-10-03T00:39:00.001-07:00

If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of darkness?

Isn't it obvious?

2008-10-01T06:50:00.000-07:00

Best Answer

2008-09-27T06:00:00.000-07:00

Gay Indian Terrorist

2008-09-23T06:19:00.000-07:00

Gay Indian Terrorists...Indian Stand Up Comedy! - The funniest videos clips are here

See the background

2008-09-21T07:16:00.000-07:00

Software Engineer

2008-09-19T05:21:00.000-07:00

Google Quote for the day

2008-09-12T07:51:00.000-07:00

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
-David Frost

Nice.

Terrible F1 Accident

2008-09-11T06:39:00.000-07:00

Good Answer

2008-09-09T07:44:00.000-07:00

Microsoft Ad: Director's Cut

2008-09-08T06:43:00.000-07:00

Wanted: Computer Engineer

2008-09-08T06:41:00.000-07:00

It's a connected world

2008-09-07T07:08:00.000-07:00

Evolution of Women

2008-08-26T06:56:00.000-07:00

Love on the internet

2008-08-17T04:04:00.000-07:00

Rex Hermogino - Love on the Internet (Original Song) - Watch the top videos of the week here

History of the world!The stone age

2008-08-17T03:10:00.000-07:00

History Of The World Part 1 - The Stone Age - Funny bloopers are a click away

Some Good Commercials

2008-08-16T03:30:00.000-07:00

Some Good Commercials - Click here for more home videos

Road Signs?

2008-08-03T20:45:00.000-07:00

Funny Road Signs - The best bloopers are a click away

Cousins of Null and Void

2008-08-03T06:24:00.000-07:00

I thought of goggling my blog title and see the results:

1. Inactive Null and Void

2. Chinese Null and Void

3.Geek Null and Void

4. Punk Null and Void

Any suggestions?

No Comment

2008-08-01T23:20:00.000-07:00

Hello Kitty Tattoo on a Dog?

2008-08-01T18:14:00.001-07:00

http://www.savingadvice.com/images/blog/hello-kitty-tattoo-dog.jpg

Caller ID

2008-07-30T07:50:00.000-07:00

What’s your name?

2008-07-29T04:36:00.000-07:00

Airport security: What’s your name?

Passenger: Batman

Airport security: Your real name please….

Passenger: My name is Bat – Man

Airport security: Are you trying to be funny? What is your family name?

Passenger: S uparman

Airport security handcuffs him & puts him into a locked security room

Then they checked his passport………………………

Click image to enlarge..

Why the Neanderthals became extinct?

2008-07-28T01:36:00.000-07:00

Taken from:
http://systemsengineerscholar.blogspot.com/2007/08/flow-chart-on-use-of-oh-snap.html

Hidden Camera

2008-07-27T04:41:00.000-07:00

For Sale : Stress Reduction Unit

2008-07-25T09:52:00.000-07:00

FIFA World Cock

2008-07-24T04:36:00.000-07:00

What friends are for...

2008-07-23T07:51:00.000-07:00

Best Design 2008

2008-07-23T07:49:00.000-07:00

Understanding Business

2008-06-27T22:36:00.000-07:00

Ready to Attack Obama

2008-06-20T20:39:00.000-07:00

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/21/us/politics/21ads.html?ref=us

C++

2008-06-14T01:26:00.000-07:00

If programming in Pascal is like being put in a straightjacketthen programming in C is like playing with knives and programming in C++ is like juggling chainsaws.

Business Dictionary

2008-06-14T00:51:00.000-07:00

Customer Service - pretending to serve the customers when what you want is more money from them.

Proactive Approach - doing something the entire time even if you are either preventing a problem or in fact creating more problems. But do something, always.

Time Management – allocating your time so that you will end up with only 4 hours of sleep every day.

Business Trip - free travel

Horse Drawn Carriage

2008-06-05T23:31:00.000-07:00

Hillary Can Win - Serious

2008-06-02T08:25:00.000-07:00

For all who are counted out but refused to give up.

Clink link for full story.
fight.

On and on

2008-06-02T07:13:00.000-07:00

Clinton says she's not ready for 'political obituary'

On and on
She just keeps on trying
And she smiles when she feels like crying
On and on, on and on, on and on

It Ain't Over

2008-05-31T05:54:00.000-07:00

Clinton aides won't give up before party showdown

Ohhhh

2008-05-29T01:53:00.000-07:00

Dirty Sex

2008-05-26T06:50:00.000-07:00

Human Design

2008-05-22T18:02:00.000-07:00

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

America has voted.....

2008-05-21T22:49:00.000-07:00

And the winner is

2008-05-21T06:16:00.000-07:00

Donald Bell Gam

American Idol Results

2008-05-21T05:59:00.000-07:00

Season 7 is close to an end.
Watch the season highlight.

Torn

2008-05-13T10:21:00.000-07:00

YouTube mySpace and I’ll Google your Yahoo

2008-05-12T19:48:00.000-07:00

http://www.pinoymoneytalk.com/2007/05/09/youtube-myspace-and-ill-google-your-yahoo/

Hillary Wins Big

2008-05-12T06:40:00.000-07:00

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton grabs a wide margin over rival Senator Barrack Obama in the State of Denial.

Follow this link.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tom-dantoni/clinton-campaign-reduced_b_101263.html

Search for MP3s using Google - Automated!

2008-05-11T23:11:00.000-07:00

http://www.smacki.com/mp3%20search%20using%20google

Thomas Edison's Cigars

2008-05-11T23:07:00.000-07:00

Thomas Edison was telling Mr Cary a story one day about the way his friends,
when they came into his office, would help themselves to his pure Havana cigars.
"They just take 'em by the handful," he said. "Why don't you lock them up?"
asked Mr Cary. "Never could remember to do it," returned Edison.
"Then, Johnson, my secretary you know, did a clever trick.
He had a friend in the cigar business and promised to get him to
make me some entirely of cabbage leaves and brown paper.
I thought that was a fine scheme. But the cigars didn't come,
so I asked him one day about it when I noticed my Havanas
disappearing again. 'Why, I sent them to you,' he said.
'I left them with your manager.' I called the manager in
and asked him where those cigars were. 'Why,' he said,
'I put them in your valise when you went to California
last month. I didn't know what they were.'"
"Do you know, Cary," continued Edison,
"I smoked everyone of those damned cigars myself!"

Rattlesnakes

2008-05-11T23:04:00.001-07:00

Evolution of the Liger

2008-05-09T08:03:00.000-07:00

http://funny-cats.blogspot.com

Engineering Solution

2008-05-07T04:35:00.000-07:00

Engineer says

2008-04-28T22:27:00.000-07:00

Engineer says: A number of different approaches are being tried.
Engineer means: We are still grasping at straws.

Engineer says: We're working on a fresh approach to the problem.
Engineer means: We just hired three kids fresh out of university.

Engineer says: Close project co-ordination.
Engineer means: We know who to blame.

Engineer says: Major technological breakthrough.
Engineer means: It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.

Engineer says: Customer satisfaction upon delivery is assured.
Engineer means: We are so far behind schedule that the customer is happy to get it delivered.

Engineer says: Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive.
Engineer means: The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.

Engineer says: Test results were extremely gratifying.
Engineer means: We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.

Engineer says: The entire concept will have to be abandoned.
Engineer means: The only person who understood the thing quit.

Engineer says: It is in process.
Engineer means: It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is hopeless.

Engineer says: We'll look into it.
Engineer means: Forget it! We have enough problems for now.

Engineer says: Please read and initial.
Engineer means: Let's spread the responsibility for the mistake.

Engineer says: Give us the benefit of your thoughts.
Engineer means: We'll listen to what you say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.

Engineer says: Give us your interpretation.
Engineer means: I can't wait to hear this!

Engineer says: See me/Let's Discuss.
Engineer means: Come into my office, I'm lonely.

Engineer says: All new!
Engineer means: Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.

Engineer says: Rugged.
Engineer means: Too heavy to lift!

Engineer says: Lightweight.
Engineer means: Lighter than rugged.

Engineer says: Years of development.
Engineer means: One finally worked.

Engineer says: Energy saving.
Engineer means: Achieved when the power switch is off.

Engineer says: Low maintenance.
Engineer means: Impossible to fix if broken.

News of the Day

2008-04-23T22:35:00.000-07:00

Growing meat without growing animals?

http://www.slate.com/id/2189676/

What do you think?

The Engineer and the Manager

2008-04-23T21:56:00.001-07:00

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.

"The man below says, "You must be a manager."

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."

Rich Beggar

2008-04-23T02:05:00.000-07:00

Papaya Dance?

2008-04-21T02:58:00.000-07:00

Useless Body Parts?

2008-03-31T21:12:00.000-07:00

Male nipples just landed the top spot in the top ten
useless body parts.

MSN article

Any suggestions why?

No Comment

2008-03-31T00:17:00.000-07:00

Yeah

2008-03-26T01:47:00.000-07:00

Fork Lift

2008-03-13T19:42:00.000-07:00

I love this one

Einstein

2008-03-04T17:52:00.000-08:00

Nothing

2008-02-14T22:33:00.000-08:00

Fish

2008-02-13T16:31:00.000-08:00

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!

Sacrifice

2007-12-29T09:14:00.000-08:00

DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my
pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales
and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the
Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE

I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and
hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at
his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a
very attractive and attentive gentleman.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR

Went to the ship's casino .. did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited
me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal
complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I
declined. I told him there was no way
I could be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY .... DAY FIVE

Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to
the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and
bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again
asked me to visit him for the
night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his
way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX

I saved 1600 lives today... Twice.

Doubletalk

2007-12-17T13:54:00.000-08:00

Geography

2007-12-17T06:35:00.000-08:00

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well-developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France - Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia , very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia , with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan . Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.

An Unusual Complication

2007-12-07T18:25:00.001-08:00

A patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four-
hour surgical procedure.

A student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she
takes a close look and says "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir."

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,
very closely...

Are - my - test - results - back?"

Transformers II

2007-12-05T04:46:00.000-08:00

Don't Blame The Copier!!

2007-12-04T07:30:00.000-08:00

Traffic Signs

2007-12-02T07:16:00.000-08:00

http://ekawaaz.wordpress.com/2006/11/18/traffic-rule/

50G webdrive

2007-12-01T07:06:00.000-08:00

http://www.adrive.com

Efficient Work

2007-11-27T04:58:00.000-08:00

Journey to the Top

2007-10-24T08:28:00.000-07:00

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to
be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,
"but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that
it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first
branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some
more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally
after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the
top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by
a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Osama's Virgins

2007-10-20T20:48:00.000-07:00

Super

2007-10-16T08:44:00.001-07:00

Inspiration

2007-10-14T19:41:00.000-07:00