Quote of the day

If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of darkness?

C++

If programming in Pascal is like being put in a straightjacketthen programming in C is like playing with knives and programming in C++ is like juggling chainsaws.

Advice for students

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Health Advisory

Health Advisory: "Beer contains female hormones, and can turn men into women.
After 5 pints.... men become talkative, unreasonable, irritable, cry for nothing, and urinate while sitting!"

Cat ,Radio and Telegraph

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
- Albert Einstein

Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.- Miss Piggy