Thursday, August 20, 2009

Wife or Mistress

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

Monday, August 17, 2009

Cheating Wife

A man thought that his wife is cheating on him. Since he didn’t have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator,
he decided to go with a much cheaper one — a Chinese man named *Mr. Lee*. The following day he received following report:

Mr. Honorable sir:

You leave house. I watch house. he come to house. I watch. He and
she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I
look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip
he. He play with he. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off
tree. I not see.

No fee,

Chen Lee