Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Journey to the Top

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to
be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,
"but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that
it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first
branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some
more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally
after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the
top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by
a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Friday, October 12, 2007


Company Motivation Posters

1) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
2) It’s only unethical if you get caught.
3) The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
4) We put the “k” in “kwality”
5) If something doesn’t feel right, you’re not feeling the right thing.
6) Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity!
7) A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
9) We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!
10) 2 days without a Human Rights Violation!
11) Your job is still better than asking “You want fries with that?”
12) If at first you don’t succeed, try management.
13) At least you’re not being rectally probed by aliens.
14) Never quit until you have another job.