Sacrifice

DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my
pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.


DEAR DIARY ... DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales
and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the
Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.


DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE

I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and
hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at
his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a
very attractive and attentive gentleman.



DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR

Went to the ship's casino .. did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited
me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal
complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I
declined. I told him there was no way
I could be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY .... DAY FIVE

Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to
the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and
bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again
asked me to visit him for the
night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his
way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.


DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX

I saved 1600 lives today... Twice.